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Lamts18 Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 2514 Join date : 2009-06-19 Location : Singapore
| Subject: WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ?? Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:01 am | |
| I think most you you have seen this before, but i still find it funny to read it again..
WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ??
There is a story.....
One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese (“see kok"). The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the c*^k" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" But the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his c*^k and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (Duit means money in Malay) But the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him. So he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by … … SO the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."
NOW YOU KNOW WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ?? | |
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| Subject: Re: WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ?? Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:02 am | |
| LOL!!! Mr. Lam, good one! | |
| | | Lamts18 Incredibly Active Golfer
Posts : 2514 Join date : 2009-06-19 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ?? Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:04 am | |
| Hope i don't offend anybody.. its just a joke... | |
| | | mervyntan Super Active Golfer
Posts : 1499 Join date : 2009-06-20
| Subject: Re: WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ?? Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:56 am | |
| that's a good one mr lam!!! very very funny one.. but i wouldn't do it to the toilet auntie at KLIA if i were him | |
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