Test ... Test ...

This is tricky.......
Put on your "Sense of Humor" hats, it's a short one, think hard, have fun and good luck!!
The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconuttree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion, A Chimp, AGiraffe,
...AND...

A Squirrel


They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.


Who do you guess will win?


Your answer will reflect your personality.


So think carefully . . ..
Try and answer within 30 seconds.Got your answer?


Now scroll down to see the analysis.


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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.





A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.




Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax

i guess i'm hopeless
brudder.. u type coconuttree leh.... chim leh..

summore squirrel see nut cannot think liao...

yeah!!!!! i noticed coconut tree !!! i am neither!! ahhahaaha

Bro SS ... Seeing you hit them balls today ..... ouch .....

I'll just go ahead and bio-engineer a hybrid of a coconut palm with a banana plant, force-train a squirel into desiring bananas and then prove that my selection of a squirrel being the first to get the banana off the coconut palm will, in fact, be the correctly selected scenario...

Lamts18 wrote:

Bro SS ... Seeing you hit them balls today ..... ouch .....

Ya.. I understand. .. last time I saw my swing on video.. it was so ugly.. OUCH for me too....

Dont worry .... you'll smoke them on your next game ....

you think so? i post some of the videos up, see whether other GR forummers will ouch or not lah..

Hybrid coconut tree'leh?

mervyntan wrote:

you think so? i post some of the videos up, see whether other GR forummers will ouch or not lah..

pls post more of my mentor's swing....

it will benefit most golfers here.

Bro Jake,

Your mentor damn steam man, we were at the den yesterday. He was trying a R9 4 wood, bang bang bang, shots after shots of pure crisp contact. We were all in awe. He hit easily 30 shots to help run in the shaft. All pure and crisp, and hitting the canvas at the same spot. The stats were:

Swing speed - 97mph
Distance - consistantly 210-220m
PTR - 140+

So now he his not your mentor, he is our mentor too.

WOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the stats for this 4 WOOD of his easily bettered my stats for DRIVER!!!!!!!

how can u blamed me for wanting him to be my mentor...

SS, to be fair, next game give me 4-4 can liao... i very fair..i still give u better chance of taking my $$$ after these hcp index... swee?

wah win liao lor


ss: are you willing to accept me as your disciple?

i no need hit far, teach me to hit 4 wood like you.

thanks you veerrrry muchhhhhhhh

wa seh... My driver oni 180m...

I also wan I also wan!
Be my mentor pleaseeeeeeee..

Those behind,
Please que up..

art wrote:

wah win liao lor


ss: are you willing to accept me as your disciple?

i no need hit far, teach me to hit 4 wood like you.

thanks you veerrrry muchhhhhhhh

bro, told u liao...

he is the real buaya... opps... sorry real deal...

Roystonnn wrote:

wa seh... My driver oni 180m...

I also wan I also wan!
Be my mentor pleaseeeeeeee..

Those behind,
Please que up..

bro roystonnn,

i am the ta tu di... (1st disciple)

jaketang wrote:

Roystonnn wrote:

wa seh... My driver oni 180m...

I also wan I also wan!
Be my mentor pleaseeeeeeee..

Those behind,
Please que up..

bro roystonnn,

i am the ta tu di... (1st disciple)

Oh, da shi siong!!!
From the post, it seems like I am the 3rd..

Da shi siong, you haven't teach me NTP skill leh..

Regards,

Qin Ai De San Shi Di

bro roystonnn,

the fastest way n easiest way is to use yr favorite hand......

visualize 1yards away from the tee to the 1 sq cm tht u wan yr ball to land...

step over the line.....

hop in to buggy n drive st to the hole...

walk over n bend 90 degrees from the waist...

slowly put the ball there..

u got it..

No need to call me bro.. u can call me san shi di.

btw, this NTP skill quite complicated!!!
Furthmore, I cun identify my favourite hand.
some things I do, I like using right hand to do..
some other things, I like using left hand to do..

But it's okay as I am quite smart.
I shall try that out on next Charity Golf or when we game together!!!! keke.

Roystonnn wrote:

Furthmore, I cun identify my favourite hand.
some things I do, I like using right hand to do..
some other things, I like using left hand to do..

And some other things got to make full use of both hands.

wahhhaaha... we shld arrange a game soon... hehehehe

U guys supposed to find banana in the coconut tree..not tcss so much!

And please dun anyhow spread rubbish rumors la... I've golf with Jake and art at the GR charity game and they saw my real life on-the-course golf sucks...


"HIT HARD; LOOK UP"

finally the master / mentor arrived.....

SS, though u try very hard to hide...but the end results matter.....

in the end for sixers, u r the sole winner, no lose... so wat does tht mean? u can turn in on n off as and when u like.. buaya....

as usual, my socre is last... see.. evidence...


when we playing? 5-5?

Buaya Mentor,

I not spreading rumour lah, i got alot of witnesses leh. I can also recover the records from the launch monitor hard disk, MT video of you and unknown to some camera recordings from the secret pin-hole camera originally installed at den to capture Siaw8 obscene habits.

jaketang wrote:

bro art.... must be fair.. in golf we talked abt average, not some freak day.. heehee

Bro.. like u say, dun tok about freak day! U saw my golf standard during the game.. actcherly hor... in our flight you are the only one who won prize (nearest to pin!) Sixers is luck.. I depend on my partners lor..

You so good still ask 5-5? Shameless ah 8)