Sunday morning session (Not golf)

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how
her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a
heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Puteh83: UR two posting here are very funny!

Got any 'dumb blond' jokes?


Question: What do you call a blond with an IQ of 80?

Answer: Gifted!

(Normal people have IQs ranging from 90-110)




CK

Clarencekim: I've got alot of jokes but some has got offensive contents...some ppl might not like it...

Dunno whether i should cringe or laugh... but its a good one

The great thing about those type of jokes is that you can insert 'any character type' in the run up to the punch line.

Blonds, brunettes, redheads, etc.

CK

BRAVO !!!!! BRAVO !!!!!!!!